Inner Peace?

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we could all do with a little calm in our lives once in a while.

By following this simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

The article reads:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished.

Before doing anything else this morning, I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, the Valium, half a cheesecake and a box of Terry's All Gold.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.