Disgusting little known facts
I don't really think you'll want to know these, but they certainly made me cringe!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! (Oh my god!)
Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litres of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! (Oh my god!)
Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
posted by mazmad @ 11:11 am
5 Comments:
At 2:36 pm,
mazmad said…
Love the word. It really does work. Just as I was thinking it would be safe to get into the water now that the kids have gone back to school, I've no doubt that the pool will now be packed with incontinent pensioners! Yuk!
At 3:00 pm,
mazmad said…
Sorry Fairy, but you know the saying 'Like father, like son'?
Well it sums them up completely! lol
At 3:56 pm,
Retro Rich said…
Mmmmm Urine....
The only Penis I want to touch is my own!
If you can't munch a fur burger, what can you munch?
Insects like to explore caves...open mouthed ones in particular...Swear I picked some rock climbing gear out of my teeth one morning...
Anal gasses are great, as long as they are your own!...
Now I am going to put my head in a bucket and crawl back under my stone...
At 4:52 pm,
mazmad said…
What is it about blokes and their 'botty burps'? Like they're something to be proud of! I guess I'll never understand
At 12:56 pm,
Retro Rich said…
Don't worry about swallowing spiders...full of goodness, full of saturated fats, full of....Legs.....but as soon as they hit the stomach Acid - *FIZZZZ* they are no more....Maybe thats what makes breath smell so bad in the morning....
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